Hurricanes

Once hurricane Wilma goes away, the National weather service will run out of female names and start with the Greek alphabet. In 1953, the National Weather Service picked up on the habit of Naval meteorologists of naming the storms after women. Ships were always referred to as female, and were often given women's names. The storms' temperament certainly seemed female enough, shifting directions at a whim on a moment's notice. (not my words, as I don't think women shift thinking directions, EVER)

Anyway, one of these days on a convo with a friend on msn I was trying to made a funny and asked him if he knew why hurricanes were named after women, his answer was so funny that I lost my puch line and was laughing instead. So here it goes:

me: do you know why all tornados are named after women?

him: when they come to you they are warm and wet
when they go they take away your car and house


ps. - edited cos I found out I just made a Greel alphabet, typo. (the one I found, I may suck in grammar also. You all know english is not my first language, oddly enough portuguese doesn't seem to be it either, hehe)